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4/20“My fashion philosophy is, if youre not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” Elayne Boosler

By: Sophia Montesinos, Editor • April 20, 2026
Elayne Boosler is a legendary stand-up comedian known for being a trailblazer for women in comedy, specifically for producing her own hour-long special when networks refused.
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Elayne Boosler is a legendary stand-up comedian known for being a trailblazer for women in comedy, specifically for producing her own hour-long special when networks refused.

This humorous quote by comedian Elayne Boosler means that the joy, companionship, and love a dog brings to your life far outweigh the minor nuisance of shedding. It suggests that a life filled with pet hair is a life filled with love, companionship, and warmth.

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Sophia Montesinos
Sophia Montesinos, Editor
Sophia Montesinos is a junior at Colonia High School. In her free time, she enjoys playing volleyball for both her school and club team as a defensive specialist. Montesinos is also an avid reader, her favorite genre, or genre she “specializes” in, is romance. Her favorite authors of this genre include Jenny Han, Anna Huang and Hannah Grace. In school, she participates in various activities, including Student Council, SPTS, Patriot Pals, and Class Office. She is the class president for the class of 2027! During the summer, she spends her days down by the shore, specifically Seabright. She also enjoys traveling with her family to places all around the world in the summer, including Spain, Mexico, Canada and many more. After high school, she hopes to attend Penn State University one day for broadcast journalism and live near the beach.